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Funny Happy Belated Birthday Messages

A funny collection of happy belated birthday wishes and messages for your Facebook friend: Many of my Facebook and Whatsapp friends will receive belated happy birthday wishes in next few days because tonight after midnight or early tomorrow morning my internet will be off. I will be back online within few days. I called my internet provider and told them to turn it off tomorrow. They will come to my house early in the morning to pick up their equipment. Do not worry I will be online this weekend once I get settled. So, if you are celebrating a birthday Saturday, Sunday, or Monday your greeting from me might be belated but I will wish you a happy birthday. I will definitely be sending a greeting on the arrival of your bundle of joy. I am going to miss my love bugs but I will be back. I probably will not be online that much but when I do I will be like comments and sharing memes. I know I am premature with this status update but I might become busy or tired and not want to write anything. At least, this time, I am giving you a warning so you will not wonder if anything is wrong. Nothing is wrong just moving upward and onward to bigger and better things. You may add more belated birthday captions or edit these quotes by including your friend names in appropriate places.
Funny belated birthday messages

Funny Happy Belated Birthday Wishes


1- Screaming happy belated birthday to my favorite cousin, I know I didn't reach out to you yesterday. I got off work, worked out and went straight to bed. I swear I didn't forget. Anyway, hope you enjoyed your day, even though you pregnant with Z-Dog.

2- From the very beginning you have been nothing but the sister I never had, you challenge me, tell me to work harder.  You pinch the good marks out of me. Words can never describe the love I have for you. You are my food buddy, my partner in crime. You make being a perfect worth it. You join in my madness, when I'm with you I feel like being weird is the way to be. You are a true friend indeed. Happy belated my lawyer, partner in crime, my forever!

Mother to Daughter Birthday Wishes

Moms have reputations of being crazy of their children birthdays so check out this inspirational collection of happy birthday quotes for your daughter from a mother. We also add a bundle of cute birthday images and happy birthday poems for your daughter special day.  Happy Birthday to my first born angel girl, I am so proud of you. You born to be a leader, it is reflected daily in your classroom and outside as well. You have a servant's heart and you are a woman of strong faith. You shine your light of integrity, honesty, and loyalty everywhere you go. Your role as a wife is unconditional. Motherhood is your passion and no one could do it better. Thank you for sharing your warmth and love with me. I am so blessed to call you my daughter! Love you to the moon and back! Have a blessed day! Hope you will like to share these quotes on your Whatsapp and Facebook statuses to wish her a great birthday.
Daughter Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday Wishes for Daughter from Mother


To my only daughter, I want to wish you Happy Birthday, since you been here this year, I fill like you and I have gotten closer. I am glad you are here. Love you very much.

I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to my Beautiful daughter. I'm proud of the woman you have become; you’re a great mother, daughter, and sister. You are not only my daughter you are my best friend. I hope you have a blessed day baby. I love you with all my heart.

Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter, thanks to her lovely uncle and my wonderful and most kind-hearted aunt for making her day special and fabulous! I thank you, a million friend you are the best. Thanks to my girlfriend for always being there for us no matter what, thanks to my nieces and my mommy. May God continue to bless you guys!

My beautiful daughter, Happy Birthday, I love your Heart and soul! And I hope you have a beautiful day because you deserve it. I'm so proud of you. You are a wonderful mama and one very strong little woman. You are my first born and my baby girl, and you make me happy every day. Happy Birthday, baby, I hope you enjoy my message I left in your inbox.

Happy Birthday to my youngest daughter! You were my first born 20 years ago. We have shared a special bond and have grown together. You have given me the strength when I had none. Mommy is so proud of you for all your accomplishments and for who you are as a now grown woman.

Surprise 30th birthday party for my first born. This was quite a feat. We kept it secret. You have no idea how hard that was. She figured everything out. Happy birthday my beautiful daughter!

I want to be one of the first to wish my beautiful daughter a warm Happy Birthday today. She is a wonderful daughter, wife, and mother. She is very active in her religious activities too. We love you, God bless you.

Happy 10th birthday to my first born daughter! We spent an amazing afternoon together and talking about the craziness of her birth. Scariest moment ever having a child, but we both lived to laugh and are here to see how amazing God is! Now a date for dinner with her dad, I am so proud of that little 5 lb baby fighting for her life turning into an ambitious, smart, determined, mature beautiful young lady. It makes this momma so happy to see how God is working in her life.

I love you so very much. You are my first born my little princess my daughter always know that no matter what is going on that I am your mom and that I will always be here for you. Happy Birthday, boo. Love you to the moon and back again.

Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter! It's hard to believe that it’s been 25 years ago today you were born. You weighed a whole 3 pounds. I did not get to hold you for the first month of your life. Finally, I got to bring you home. Then you make me a grandma of two beauties. Keep your chin high and don't take any mess from no one. I love you more than you will ever know.

I want to give the biggest happy birthday to my 1st born daughter, I have watched you grow from my beautiful little baby to a grown woman and I can't express how happy I’m to be your mom and to say I’m proud of the woman you've become. I want to no one know what we've been through as a family and together but I wouldn't have wanted to go through it with any other person than you. I love you more than my life’s existence and I will remain to be by your side forever and always. Have a good, blessed, fun-filled, happy and exciting day because you deserve it.

50+ Niece Birthday Quotes and Images

Enjoy a cute collection of beautiful happy birthday quotes and images with wishes for niece from aunt and uncle. So a little background on this post, last year for my niece birthday, I planned a brunch with some of the most important women in my life and I wanted to share with my niece how wonderful it is to be fabulous, strong, determined, flawed, beautiful in your own skin and unaffected by peers. So I gifted her with a special swag bag containing a fashionable handbag with a cute teacup candle and age appropriate gifts for the two youngest. I told her, the birthday girl is always supposed to give out gifts on her birthday and it wads her day to pour into her the love and adoration that I had for her and what she meant to me. I also wrote a letter telling her just how wonderful she was and how proud of her I was. It was an emotional day that was absolutely perfect.

So I wanted to share these happy birthday wishes for a niece that I put together with the help beautiful birthday images for your nieces. Your birthday was about receiving and encouraging, nurturing and inspiring. Your niece birthday for you is about giving, giving grace, love, forgiveness, blessings, healing, understanding, compassion and truth. Love yourself first! And everyone and everything else will fall into place.
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Happy Birthday Niece Quotes and Images


1- Wishing my beautiful, caring, loving, sweet and sensitive niece a very happy 17th birthday! I can't put into words how much I love her and how much she means to me! Enjoy your day kiddo.

2- Screaming happy 21st birthday to my Princess! It feels like yesterday when I was changing your diaper now you've graduated and have a child of your own. I pray that this birthday is blessed and just a preview to the rest of your life. You all help me wish my niece-daughter happy birthday. Soon I will post a cute birthday poem for you on the Facebook, so stay tuned

3- Ten years ago on my very own birthday I was blessed with a precious gift that was wrapped in a receiving blanket, my niece. We share a birthday, you know that I stand with you always and always pray that God guides you to higher levels in him each and every day of your life. Your life is a gift. You're special. You got talents! You're loved! Always remember near or far I am here. We all love you.

4- I know I will be super busy tomorrow so this is a few hours early! Happy birthday to my precious niece! I can't believe she turns 4 tomorrow! It seems like yesterday I held her for the first time! I am so thankful to be such a big part of our life and have so many memories with her! Thank you for treating us like family and including us in everything. These past 4 years have been a joy! I love you so much! Happy Birthday! Just 6 more years until your first scuba dive!

5- Happy birthday to my beautiful niece! I never imagined that a fuzzy headed blue eyed angel could steal my heart the way you did. Happy birthday sissy baby and Have a great day, we love you.

6- Screaming all the way to the New York to my great niece,  happy 3rd birthday to you, hope you have lots of fun today and get what you want, happy birthday to you enjoy your day.

7- You’re honestly and sincerely been a blessing in our lives blessing us with the most beautiful kids one can ask for. We love you and I hope and pray God opens doors and windows and floods you with favor and breakthroughs. We love you.

Funny Birthday Thank You Meme Quotes

Generating a funny thank you meme card for birthday wishes in a creative way is a bit difficult job, but on the other side it’s also a great way to pay a special thank to all of your family members and friends who got time and write lovely wishes on your birthday through text messages, greeting cards, Whatsapp, Facebook and Instagram pictures. I myself couldn’t stop my laugh when I read humorous captions for my birthday cake on the Instagram. Thank you to all those who remembered and sent their greetings in one way or another, I feel blessed that you thought of me today and you made my special day really memorable. Thank you to all my family, friends; who support me and wished me a happy birthday. Feel very blessed to know you all, doesn't matter if we barely talk or not at all, or it’s just a hi and a bye there, we all make an impact in our everyday life around the people we cross paths with, and having family and friends still be here to even tell me that is a blessing. I'm not picky or materialistic; I am humble and grateful for my life and the people around me. Thank you, Lord, for another birthday, to have celebrated another year to embrace and many more memories to cherish! I am Life richer, Family, Friends and Possibilities richer.
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Funny Happy Birthday Thank You Meme Quotes!


Thank you for bringing your 80 Kg weight on my birthday party, I hope you increased 5lb more by eating sweet dishes.

Thank you, gorgeous ladies, for a super fun night! You took care of me and treated me and for that, I am a very grateful birthday girl.

A warm thank you to every one of my Facebook family for the lovely Birthday greetings and the many blessings sent out yesterday. I receive them all and guarantee you guy’s greater things to come from me and my camp!

Oh, should I grateful to you for your boring tweet for spreading my birthday news.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes and meme-worthy photos, more people have bad photos of me than I actually thought and I wasn't prepared at all. I love you all. I am grateful to know you cool cats and appreciate you all immensely, more than any of you know.

Don’t consider it a birthday thank you note; I am just trying to improve my writing skills.

Thank you for your weird attendance on my birthday. It made me ready to celebrate my birthday twice a year.

I just have to say, "Thank you!" to all of my sweet friends, who sent me Birthday wishes this morning. Gosh, how sweet of all of you! It will be a quiet one, and I will be baking my own cake. But hey, it's chocolate so I will enjoy every bite.

Thank you all for birthday wishes. Life is wonderful with all you beautiful hearts. Today I had a flashback to my childhood over 20 years ago because of a song my friend was talking about. It is amazing to be able to remember something so specific from so long ago. Built your life around love and friendship, try everything and have no regrets.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! I wanted to say thank you to all the people who made being 20 so great too. Turning 21 now may not give me any authority to dish out advice, but I wanted to say wear sunscreen.

Best Happy Birthday Message for Boss

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These are the best sample-happy birthday wishes for your boss, some of these messages or little funny and you may generate a birthday meme of your boss face by adding those hilarious birthday captions. Also, keep in mind, if you have a strict boss, you may get a demotion or get fired on the spot, so choose a sample message wisely. My boss often liked to say, love the person, hate the idea. I am trying really, really hard but it isn’t easy. Stupid is difficult to love.  

Some people hate their boss! Some people hate their hometowns! Some people hate their ex-girlfriends. Me? I hate my Xbox! It's not getting turned on for a long time. Stupid thing wiped itself again! Dark Souls is gone! That's what I'm most upset about. Everyone hates bosses until they get a bossy job. With a bossy job, you won't get fired for breaking a leg or reporting your team to the higher ups. Unlike none bossy jobs, you could get fired anytime for no reason. If you hate bosses, you probably never worked for a bossy job before. So, do you have any idea about what to write in a birthday card or what to write on a boss meme? These birthday sentiments are written to make your boss happy on her special day.

Happy Birthday Wishes for Boss!


Happy Birthday, boss! Thank you for believing in me when a lot of people didn't and for leading me to a new project and awesome responsibilities. You are beautiful and very intelligent and you are the best boss and best friend. The Lord has shown us favored and blessed us more than I ever prayed for and I could not ask for more. I like you more every day.

You are not much for celebrating your birthday, but today my heart is throwing down! I thank God every day for creating something so supporting for me, and thank you boss for being all that you are. I wish your day could be as amazing as you are, but I know that's not possible since you have to work but anyway, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Big Boss! Hope you're having a great Birthday! You took care of your entire employees for so long and were given so much responsibility. Thank you for not turning your back on me, for believing in me and making me feel like I could do anything. My life would be very different if you weren't around. I like you, boss, may God continue to bless you today and always.

Happy birthday boss and thanks for all the appreciations and support, standing by me even when you knew I was off the beam, picking me up when I fell and cheering me on to succeed. Everyone should be so fortunate to have a boss like you that stands beside you no matter what.

Happy birthday, boss! Thank you for being a good partner in life, thank you for the love, thank you for everything. More Birthday to come and God bless you and protect you always! I love you always a boss.

To my beautiful and loving boss happy birthday and thank you for bringing out the best in us! We're so lucky to have a boss as wonderful as you. Enjoy your day, I love you.

Happy 40th birthday to a man I admire more than words can say. You always gave your best and worked your hands to the bone to provide for your staff. You still do. My words would fall completely short in describing the man you are. No other boss can compare to the boss you've been to me and all of my colleagues.

Thank you for inviting us boss. And may God bless you always! Thank you so much also for your full force support and may you continue to share your knowledge with us. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to our great boss, I give all thanks to God Almighty for keeping and protecting you all these wonderful years. I also ask of him to bless and enlarge your coast in all endeavors of life you engage in.

Happiest Birthday boss! I am wishing you a better health and longer life to live. Thank you for all and continue to be a blessing to me and to others! Have a blast!

Happy birthday to the best man I know! You always have been a great boss to us and I thank you for always being here for us when we need you. May God continue to bless you always! I love you, boss! Thank you for being an implausible guru rather than a Boss.

Happiest birthday to the best Manager each one of us is lucky to have. Thank you for all the learning’s, continuous support and motivation and for us to be the best in every step that we do! We love you so much Boss. You are truly an admirable leader. Good health all the way and more blessings to come. Enjoy your special day Boss. Hope you've enjoyed our simple greetings and surprises yesterday.
Happy birthday boss wishes

Happy birthday, boss! Thank you for everything you do for me, especially in the last couple of weeks! and always supporting me. I hope you have a wonderful day! Love you.

Happy Birthday to my hero, my boss! Thank you for always supporting me and believing in me; I know it hasn't always been easy! You have led me to a career that I have as much passion for as you and I're proud to follow in your footsteps! I hope you have a fabulous day because you deserve it.
Happy Birthday, Boss! Thank you for everything you have done for me, you have taught me the best lessons in life. I'm so thankful to have you as a boss.

You were my boss first but you have become one of the best friends I could ever wish for. Thank you for believing in me and for all your encouragement. Thank you, boss, for how much you poured, loved, kept it real, and lifted us up! Happy birthday and have fun!

It's amazing the amount of support, love, and encouragement and that I've been shown lately! I have a good job and very understanding boss. I have the greatest respect for that, my boss, you are not only funny but very knowledgeable and has taught me lots. Happy birthday boss of the year!

Today is your special day boss; I just want you to know that you are one of the reasons that I love waking up and happy to go to work, once again happy birthday boss. Moving forward, I will continue to work hard, learn more and apply, and I can only hope I don't disappoint you and myself. Happy birthday!

Thank you for believing in me. Thank you for coaching me. Thank you for the difficult conversations. Thank you for the encouragement. Thank you for the laughs. Thank you for loving me. You have been an excellent boss! You have been an even better friend. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday! Wishing you much more blessed years!

Happy birthday to my first lady boss, I would like to thank for your priceless contribution in my life and in the lives of other staff members. I think being a boss is one of the toughest jobs in the world, and the passion, dedication and grace demonstrated by my boss have inspired and impacted me greatly.

Happy birthday to my awesome boss and Thank you for the wonderful guidance that you have given to my life! Boss thank you for trusting my ability and performance to be a part of this Company! I know that you have more plans to me this is just the beginning of my career life.

I will be forever grateful for your wisdom and words. Thank you so much for all the wisdom teachings and support you gave to me. Thank you for all the smart advice; you are a great inspiration to us. God Bless, you always boss. Have a lovely birthday.
Boss birthday message

Funny birthday wishes for a boss!

Boss, I hate it when you tell me something so stupid and you know it’s so awkward and doesn't even look me in the eyes to tell me regretting the confrontation. Anyways, I do like you and love your crazy orders, happy birthday boss.

Boss, you give me extra hours and you just spilt your coffee all over me and didn't even say sorry. My day is already starting out bad and I don’t want to see what the rest of it will bring until I forget your birth date

I made a thick little mistake yesterday. So today has been a stupid day. I hate going into work in a bad mood. My boss says it'll be ok. I believe her but it doesn't change the fact that I did it. I'm going to stress about it anyway because I forget to give my boss a happy birthday hug.

I shout out a lovely happy birthday my cool, trouble shooter boss but sometimes I hate when my boss sends me a Text message as soon as I pull into the garage, saying that he won’t be coming in for another hour. I am annoyed because I could've been lying next to my husband instead of alone in a stupid garage.

The stupid eye scanners at work that let us in the building hate me this week. And the revolving door almost cut off my arm this morning; I think work is telling me to go home, If only my boss would have got the birthday meme.

I hate my boss birthday today. I'm miserable and have to work the whole night ringing birthday guest list at work. I had plans but all down the drain thanks to great boss making last minute decision not to close early.


Life on earth is a competition and you, me, they; we will fail if we all don't participate in the tryout game. Even when you are in the game, you may not know how to play at all. You have to learn from the other side and then balancing in order to be successor. It has many things to learn from the other side, example you are a worker, you must know your boss's heart, you must know why you just a worker, you must know why the owner has becoming rich, why the owner hired your boss, and why you just only a low class with idealism but just do what you told to do? In order to be success in life you must compliance with learning method in per suing physical learning, learn how to except your failing, learn how to forgive with seeing the other side and make sure you seeing what other side think before you make the decision. Example if someone tell you that you are stupid and knowing nothing, all you have to do staying away then smile but keep doing what is the best to increasing your solid life. Anyone telling that you are so dumb, don't get mad at all because whoever telling that are the most dumber in life in earth.

Funny Happy Birthday Meme Faces With Captions

Now you are going to experience the best hilarious happy birthday meme collection of awesome and weird faces. These birthday memes are suitable to tag your best friends, dogs, cats and naughty boyfriends. I dedicated these meme images to my friends and I already posted many of these memes on Facebook and Instagram whenever someone got a birthday.

Why So Threatened to post a funny meme on your girlfriend birthday? OK so I was speaking with a good friend of mine the other day about posting birthday memes for my ex girlfriend on her birthday on her Facebook timeline but I wasn't sure if it was time or not. With that being said I encountered the very issue we discussed, about 100 times since that day and finally decided to  do it. After high school I moved down south and experienced southern hospitality first hand, it made me feel normal it became a way of life for me. A few years ago I returned back to NY. This discussion from here can go a million different ways in terms of location and demographic but for time sake I'll keep it simple. What seems to be the problem among us to generate a weird meme face of our friends that we feel the need to stare each other down but not speak?
You nonsense, don't you pack a gift for my birthday yet

Yes I am poor but see how rich I am in celebrating my birthday

Oh sorry, I mean where are my birthday cupcakes

I don't like dirty gifts but on my birthday you are welcome too

I am a crazy cat, I need more on my birthday

I am not alien, I am your Facebook stalker and I just want my birthday meme goes viral

The only gift I need on my birthday is a cup of calories and a protein cake

I am not Pumpkin but yes my meme is bit similar to it

I can't keep calm, I can't sit down, I can't connect to Facebook, and I can't post my birthday meal on the Instagram

I am a ceiling and I am here to wish you a happy birthday 

It's my birthday, so I cannot make a table dance tonight

A dog cannot smell like a birthday cake but yes my farts are much closer to it

Have a look, it's my birthday and I am still not yelling

I just discover; all my friends must got at least got one birthday in every year

Hey, don't rush and listen to me, I am just shout out your birthday song

I will join your birthday party only if I got all your eating gifts

So who want a birthday meme today?

Nothing could be more worst than a birthday meme

Oh, yes it's what I need

Tomorrow's your birthday and this dog is stop barking from today

Touch my cake or you could bring few more 

Birthday in a pool means we can swim with cakes

Hey girl, I wish you a happy birthday in my natural dressings

That awkward moment when my family take this birthday picture and you turn it into a stupid meme

I will find you, you cannot hide your birthday cake from me, I am coming, stop me if you can

Whats going on your special day, I just born today

In Korea we celebrate birthday parties in streets 
Hey cake, I am going to cut you up in small pieces

Kiss me or let me kiss you because it's my birthday again

A dog birthday is always look like  this, but I am not a dog

Little kids of age 80 are not allowed on my birthday

It's your birthday or mine, let the people decide

Fire on my birthday means all the candles got angry

A fool cannot spend few bucks on my birthday

Hello birthday lady, where are my gifts?

You silly dog, I cannot forget your birthday at any cost

I am not high but I want a birthday party on the mount Everest 

Yes it's my 3rd birthday this year on the Facebook

Today is not my birthday, get out from my Facebook feed

I am much older but I could not get a trick to hide my birthday from my ex boyfriends

Birthday and Christmas cannot go through but you are not listening to me

I am tired but you are not ready to listen my birthday poem

It's my style, it's my birthday, mind your own business or smell my farts


As a man I don't even stare women down so I can't imagine having an eyeball fight with another man. To me it's just stupid, in the event that I make eye contact with another male I'd much rather say "peace man" while placing my hand over my heart and be on my way. Have we bought into our own stereotype? Are we now threatened by each other about sharing a meme on a social network? If so can we blame the woman of another race for clutching her purse when we walk by, or the man of another race for not wanting to hire us? Question how do you feel when you your own meme with funny captions on your birthday? Does it depend on how they your meme look and how it influence on you? Do we actually believe what we see in these memes about our own kind? If so how do we change the perception? Why are we so threatened when our own meme goes viral?