Funny Happy Belated Birthday Messages

A funny collection of happy belated birthday wishes and messages for your Facebook friend: Many of my Facebook and Whatsapp friends will receive belated happy birthday wishes in next few days because tonight after midnight or early tomorrow morning my internet will be off. I will be back online within few days. I called my internet provider and told them to turn it off tomorrow. They will come to my house early in the morning to pick up their equipment. Do not worry I will be online this weekend once I get settled. So, if you are celebrating a birthday Saturday, Sunday, or Monday your greeting from me might be belated but I will wish you a happy birthday. I will definitely be sending a greeting on the arrival of your bundle of joy. I am going to miss my love bugs but I will be back. I probably will not be online that much but when I do I will be like comments and sharing memes. I know I am premature with this status update but I might become busy or tired and not want to write anything. At least, this time, I am giving you a warning so you will not wonder if anything is wrong. Nothing is wrong just moving upward and onward to bigger and better things. You may add more belated birthday captions or edit these quotes by including your friend names in appropriate places.

Funny belated birthday messages

Funny Happy Belated Birthday Wishes

1- Screaming happy belated birthday to my favorite cousin, I know I didn't reach out to you yesterday. I got off work, worked out and went straight to bed. I swear I didn't forget. Anyway, hope you enjoyed your day, even though you pregnant with Z-Dog.

2- From the very beginning you have been nothing but the sister I never had, you challenge me, tell me to work harder.  You pinch the good marks out of me. Words can never describe the love I have for you. You are my food buddy, my partner in crime. You make being a perfect worth it. You join in my madness, when I'm with you I feel like being weird is the way to be. You are a true friend indeed. Happy belated my lawyer, partner in crime, my forever!

Happy Birthday Songs for Facebook Friends

These are the best fitting happy birthday songs to post on Facebook on your friend’s birthday with a single click. You may also add original and personalized music notes to these songs to make your message more attractive. So let’s begin the birthday party for our Facebook friends without any further troubles, all we need is only love and peace.

Happy birthday song for FB status

Happy birthday song for Facebook status

Happy birthday song for dad!

Happy birthday to a great man,

My dad, my soul trainer

A tree of righteousness

Silent and strong Standing tall

As the watchman faithfully

Producing fruit and protection

For the ones that dwell in your branches

In the depths, in secret

Your roots have been growing

Deep into the soil of greatness

And freely we rest In your provision,

You’re covering and the shade of your love

Happy birthday dad

Sweet Birthday song to my daughter on her 7th birthday:

She is the one female I can count on,

She is the one female I will never run away from,

She is the only female I know I can depend on.

My mind is at peace when she's around,

My daughter you makes me so proud.

Our hearts beat in sync with each other,

Our connection is like no other,

I guide her like a daddy and protect her like a big brother.

She protects my heart because I trust her with my life,

Without my little doll what would be life.

Seven years of happiness, she has given to me,

And in return

I've gave her seven Years of L O V E.

I loved you from the moment

When I saw you, in you I saw my hopes and dreams for the future begin to blossom,

I tried to teach you to believe in yourself,

I gave you wings and taught you how to fly the best

When the day came for you to solo,

You spread your magnificent wings and fly, with our shared dreams,

Yet separate aspirations,

You became everything I hoped a Daughter to be,

How grateful I am that regardless of time or distance

You are still and always will be my daughter

Happy birthday best mom in the world!

As I am about to end my freshman year in college,

I am still happy to be able to escape from your control

And enjoy the freedom I have in SC

I am really thankful for you to let me go out and explore,

But I can't wait to go back to home to see everyone

So I guess I kind of miss you

Happy birthday to the Best Mom in the World!

Same Damn girl!

It's always the same with this dam girl,

Oh I love you and you’re my everything

But you turn your head and you already

Found someone new!!

I hate getting hurt, lied to and cheated...

I just pray that she ant like the rest and better

But I would like what to think anymore

Yeah it’s your birthday so let’s stop thinking

And celebrate this day with our self made music notes

Music on your birthday!

To me music tells a story of your life 

In so many ways 

You may play happy music when we are happy,

We play birthday music when it’s your day

Things in our life and we play music 

When we are in love or just gain love 

There are all kinds of music for all feelings and people 

Music is for the heart and soul 

Just have to really listen to your feelings

I wish you a musical birthday

A short ASCII music notes text song!

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It was February the 28!

The first day I counted my first breath

I can still remember back then

It was my 18th birthday.

There we got to her place, she seemed lacking blood relation

Yet that was at the back of mind, it was my day, yeah my day

That’s the day I hated to go toilet

Perhaps if I didn’t go, this would have being a normal day

When I come back, it was voiceless so not blood-sensitive

With music so thunder, i stopped wandering

Yet eyes thaw, my heart fall

My two friends down swimming in the full-pool of blood

Then I felt devil spirit at my back

I turned to look back

She was devil to my eye-ball,

I felt to break her into unidentified pieces

Maybe she’ll know my identity

That...that was before I saw what she had in her hand

Silently in the thunder music house

I heard my tear drop hitting the ground

Wicked voice said ‘I’m sorry’

I could see nailed fingers preparing to trigger

Not to lie I urinated myself on my birthday, my death day

The second was over, her face bursting with evil-anger

She quickly closed her one-eye...

And before she can shot. . . .

My mother waked me up.

Facebook is a place to communicate, it is not necessary to wish your beloved ones on their birthday only through Facebook posts but you may also dedicate these cute birthday songs directly on their birthday parties or through text messages as well.

Sample Birthday Messages for Son

All moms and dads can wish their cute baby boy with these cute happy birthday quotes for sweet sons. An obedient son is indeed a great blessing of God and your love in his life could be a great gift for his all birthdays.

Birthday Messages for Son

Happy Birthday messages for a son!

Happy Birthday, my son! 20...yes! I said 20 years ago today God blessed me with the gift of my first born son! I am so thankful every day, but where did the time go? Cherish all the moments you can with your little ones because one day you will turn around and 20 years will have flown by! I miss you, I hope you had a great day, wish I was there to share it with you!! I still love you to the moon and back!

Happy Birthday to my son, his name is Sammy C Thomas; he is pictured on my background photo with his beautiful wife and his daughter Sarah. I love you, my son, thank you for supporting me throughout the years, you are my rock and inspiration...forever your Mother.

This very precious little boy who came into our lives 3 years ago tomorrow has been a blessing beyond belief. He has brought so much joy into our lives, we are fortunate to be able to see him often and we love him with all our hearts. Thank you, God,, for Reagan and for blessing us and his parents with him!

Well my baby today is your day and as your mom I could not be any happier to see you reach an age so many have not. The milestone for a young man that age of 21! I can remember bringing you home, and watching you closely saying how cute you were, and that I was going to keep the girls from chasing you. They still did. I remember your first real words, and no they were not mommy or daddy, but French fries! Yes, my son I have been blessed with YOU ON THIS DAY! You have given me plenty to smile about, and I know there is much more to come. I as your mom will never stop being your mom, but I will let you be a man. Happy Birthday

My Son, My Son, My Son........I Love You more than words can say! All my life, every single day I thank God that he gave me you. I will always love you and I am proud of you son, your particular music makes you who you are and I love it. I am thankful that you are in my life and I get to see you grow and mature every day. Happy Birthday and may you have a great day.

Happy Birthday to my sweet boy Devin! I can't believe he's turning 15 today. Thank you, Lord, for blessing me with such a wonderful loving young man! I pray you keep him safe, healthy and happy all the days of his life. I pray he looks to you in a time of need and remembers to always thank you for the good in his life. Thank you for my beautiful family lord. I have been blessed beyond measure! Devin Your Dad and I are so proud of you and the young man you are becoming. I hope today is a great day and you feel and know just how much you are loved!! Love you sweet boy!

This is the 21^st birthday of my prince son; I wish you a lovely happy birthday on this special day. Never overestimate what you would've done with the opportunities you didn't get and underestimate what you can do with the opportunities you did get! Too often we look at opportunities that others get thinking you would've been able to do more had you gotten more wrong! The opportunities we receive are given according to our ability, god knows exactly what you will and won't do with each opportunity he presents to you so don't ever think you got a raw deal.

Happy 13^th birthday to my naughty son in law! I have to say I am grateful to you for being a great son in law and being there when I need some help when things are rough, and for moral support. You have been a wonderful son, thank you for all you have done.

Have a lovely day around lovely people on your 23^rd birthday, you enjoy your day. I understand I've been abundantly blessed with an awesome handsome son. So it's incumbent on me to work hard to preserve this abundant relationship into abundant gain. That way, I may abundantly love you in turn by sharing my abundant gain.

This is your day my sweet son, enjoy it with maximum charm. Never ever take pleasure in kicking people while they are down! There are people who take pleasure in shining up others when they have fallen but the moment they make an effort to pick themselves up, you can begin to separate the goat from the sheep! The people who have genuine intentions towards you are there to encourage you 100% but the people who were enjoying your fall gets silent and angry because your growth is not something they can stomach! It's not very difficult to see people for who they are during your upward seasons.

I cannot forget this day even during sleep; you’re my first and only son in the whole world, happy 19^th birthday mama’s love. Most people only tell you they love you when they are in a good mood and when they're happy and when things are going well in their life, that makes you feel so good. it makes you want to tell people that you just love the fact that everything is going well with you and its people around you that's decent enough for you to feel the need to say that to them.

Happy 30^th birthday my sober son, you are our town star and a very good player of soccer, there is no one like you. I know a lot of people don't agree with me. But just because a relationship didn't work out with someone doesn't mean the friendship didn't. I guess I'm not really the jealous type, so if my husband still talked to his ex's or was friends with them, I don't think I would be mad. I know that if he wanted to be with someone else, he would be. Don't get me wrong, spending a whole bunch of time with an ex is different unless you are all together. I don't have alone time with my ex's more than just passing by. It's more that we say hello now and then and see how the other one is doing.

You are far away from me, but all this distance cannot stop me to shout out on your 15^th birthday party. One thing I learned in my life. If you try to follow your own dreams and desires. You’re going to fail miserably, it's not about you. It’s about God. Let Him guide you and let Him do his will for your life. He knows your heart He knows what you want but most important, He knows what you need.

Today is your birthday and first wedding anniversary as well; I wish you double joy on this single day. For every action, there is a reaction but when a person does something and gets a reaction they never expected they get upset but all they have to do is look in the mirror and point at that person and let them take responsibility for the outcome.

We are so proud of you, my son, you are so close to your dad and I am happy you are following his footstep, I wish this day will set a new milestone for your successful life. Decisions have been made, plans are being developed, changes will be happening soon, then with some faith and determination life will improve.

Stars and moon are shining at their fullest because it’s my son birthday today. I know you been through a lot I don’t understand why and you are an amazing person and wonderful son, I’m going to be your doctor today let me heal your pain.

Today is my son birthday and I cannot express my happiness in words, actually no word could count my happiness. Don't look at what you have been given compared to what others have been given. Rather look at what you have been given compared to what you owe.

3 years ago today I gave birth to the best thing that has happened to be 5lb 15ozs 19ins and he is getting so big and I thank God he's my son. Happy birthday Dalton mommy loves you so much, you are my everything!

37 years ago today I went from a young wife to a young mother. That was one of the happiest days in my life. Happy Birthday, Richard! I Love you. You are always in my thoughts and prayers. May you always be the wonderful husband and father your dad always was.

I am very happy my son got Student of the month yet again! He has great motivation in school & loves studying like any other kid he sometimes he gets frustrated with learning, but I love explaining to him, in the end, it will make him a better person. Yesterday he got in the car with the biggest smile and said yes mom you were right I can do anything when I put my mind to it. He is also very happy that my mother, grandmother & titter will be there to see him accept the award!

Eleven years ago today at 8:28 have God blessed me with a little boy that weighed 7lbs 5oz. Billy Carter happy birthday son I love you so very much. I couldn't imagine life without you in our lives. Today is your day son. Love always mom

I'm celebrating Jamie's birthday! I'm so incredibly lucky to have Jamie as my son! Happy Birthday, Jamie! I love you!!

Today 3 years ago my baby came to be in this world. He has been a great protector, companion, and a wonderful son. Happy 3rd Birthday to my baby! You have brought much joy in our lives. I love you my fur baby.